people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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