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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Less talking, more tequila
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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