I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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