She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
soo... how was my night?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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