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(415): View more from California

Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Did we have sex last night?

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I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.

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(404): View more from Georgia

"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made

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(214): View more from Texas

she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

my self respect just called, its having a good time without me

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.

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