There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
