He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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