I have demons in me.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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