I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
