I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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