Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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