Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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