so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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