It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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