For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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