It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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