Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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