return my video game
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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