quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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