I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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