you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
only you would photoshop your dick
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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