All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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