Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
