when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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