I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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