He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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