So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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