You really coming over, don't trick.
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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