love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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