is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
