I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
