Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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