So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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