i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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