at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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