He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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