One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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