I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm at about main and main street
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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