he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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