i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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