I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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