just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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