You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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