Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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