Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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