Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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