His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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