508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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