i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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