I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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