We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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