I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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