oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize
