It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
