I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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