ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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